Showing posts with label Netiquette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Netiquette. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

It's Time For Some Netiquette

So here's a thought..... Do you know that guy who always sends out those chain letters...

"Forward to the next 25 people or you will never fall in love"

Or those morons who type in ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME

So you think you're getting yelled at by Mike Ditka like the Chicago Bears at a football game

But what really ticks me off are those people, usually your boss, or industry Professionals who either haven't realized spell check was invented or think they're too good for it, or possibly even "I took and English course in college, I know what I'm talking about"

Daer loyal peon
Its crucell that you atend my sermon later on how ill be cuuting your pay so i can tke antheer vctation.

Translation:
I'm a real idiot who, just because I have more letters after my name than you do, can never ever be wrong, and I just wanted to inform you.

If you know someone like this, please sever their internet connection immediately.

If you are someone like this, you're probably more gullible than the average human so I want you to, lift your computer approximately 14.5 inches off the ground and drop it on your foot. Shame on you for wasting my time.